Hair: Lots 

Eyes: Baby poo green

Height: 5'10"   

Birthplace: The Floor Board of Dads Oldsmobile On The Mathews Bridge 

Goals: To Learn Chinese So I Can Read The Subtitles On My Bootlegged Movies. 

Turn-Ons: Silence. No really… Shut Up!   

When I Wake Up In The Morning I Remind Myself: To put on pants.     

Favorite Rock Bands: Shinedown, Ozzy, Tool, Metallica.     

If Not In Radio, I Would Be: Successful   

Favorite Food: Pizza