A Man Mauled by a Bear Was Saved By His Justin Bieber Ringtone



You heard it here first:JUSTIN BIEBER saves lives.







A Woman Posed For a Photo With the Stolen Credit Card She's Been Using



There's really NO moment that's inappropriate for a photo in 2014.Grandma's funeral?Take a photo.Visiting a World War Two site in Europe?Take a photo.Going on a crime spree?Take a photo.







A Man Pleasuring Himself on a River Bank Falls in . . . And Needs to Be Rescued By the Cops



They were able to fish him out of the river and get him to a hospital . . . he was charged with public indecency and harassment.