Q: Why doesn't Springfield have a professional football team?                         A: Because then Kansas City would want one.

Q: Did you hear about the joke that Alex Smith told his receivers?
A: It went over their heads.

Q: Why can't Alex Smith use the phone anymore?
A: Because he can't find the receiver.

Q: What do you call a Kansas City Chief with a Super Bowl ring?
A: A thief.

Q: What's the difference between the Kansas City Chiefs and a dollar bill?
A: You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.

Q: What do the Kansas City Chiefs and possums have in common?
A: Both play dead at home and get killed on the road!

Q: What is the difference between a Chiefs fan and a baby?
A: The baby will stop whining after awhile.

Q: What did the Chiefs fan say after his team won the Super Bowl?
A: "Dammit mom, why'd you wake me up? I was having an amazing dream!"

Q. How are the Chiefs like my neighbors?
A. They can't pick up a single yard!

Q: What's the difference between the Denver Broncos and the Kansas City Chiefs?
A: The last Broncos Super Bowl team picture isn't in black and white.

Q: Want to hear a Chiefs joke?
A: Alex Smith!

Q: Why is Alex Smith like a grizzly bear?
A: Every fall he goes into hibernation.

Q: How many Chiefs fans does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None they are happy living in Denver's shadow!

Q: How many Kansas City Chiefs does it take to change a tire?
A: One, unless it's a blowout, in which case they all show up

Q: What do you call 53 millionaires around a TV watching the Super Bowl?
A: The Kansas City Chiefs.

Q: What do the Kansas City Chiefs and Billy Graham have in common?
A: They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ".

Q: How do you keep an Kansas City Chiefs out of your yard?
A: Put up goal posts.

Q: Why are so many Kansas City Chiefs players claiming they have the Swine Flu?
A: So They don't have to touch the pigskin!

Q: What is a Kansas City Chiefs fan's favorite whine?
A: "We can't beat San Diego."

Q: How do you stop an Kansas City Chiefs fan from beating his wife?
A: Dress her in San Diego Blue and Gold!

Q: If you have a car containing a Chiefs wide receiver, a Chiefs linebacker, and a Chiefs defensive back, who is driving the car?
A: The cop.

Q: What should you do if you find three Kansas City Chiefs football fans buried up to their neck in cement?
A: Get more cement.

Q: What's the difference between an Kansas City Chiefs fan and a carp?
A: One is a bottom-feeding, scum sucker, and the other is a fish.

Q: What's the best way to teach your dog to roll over and play dead?
A: Have him watch a couple Kansas City Chiefs games.

Q. How did the Kansas City Chiefs fan die from drinking milk?
A. The cow fell on him!

Q: What does an Kansas City Chiefs fan do when his team has won the Super Bowl?
A: He turns off the Xbox .

Q: What do you call a Kansas City Chief in the Super Bowl?
A: A referee.

Q: Did you hear that Kansas City's football team doesn't have a website?
A: They can't string three "Ws" together.

Q: How many Kansas City Chiefs fans does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None. Lava lamps don’t burn out man!

Q: What does a Kansas City Chiefs fan and a bottle of beer have in common?
A: They’re both empty from the neck up.

Q: Why do Kansas City Chiefs fans keep their season tickets on their dashboards?
A: So they can park in handicap spaces.

Q: How do the Chiefs spend the first week of training camp?
A: Studying the Miranda Rights

Q: Why do the Kansas City Chiefs want to change their name to the K.C. Tampons?
A: Because they are only good for one period and do not have a second string!

Q: What's the difference between the Kansas City Chiefs & the Taliban?
A: The Taliban has a running game!

Q: Where do you go in Kansas City in case of a tornado?
A: Arrowhead Stadium - they never get a touchdown there!

Q. Why do ducks fly over Arrowhead stadium upside down?
A. There's nothing worth craping on!

Q: Why are Kansas City Chiefs jokes getting dumb and dumber?
A: Because Chiefs fans have started to make them up themselves.

Q: What's the difference between Kansas City Chiefs fans and mosquitoes?
A: Mosquitoes are only annoying in the summer.

Did you hear that Arrowhead Stadium had to be resodded?
Thats really sad when you cant even get your own grass to root for you!